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Much like a half order of well-prepared avo toast, this is satisfying while it lasts but ultimately I wish there was more.

That said, it looks really pretty and displays a whipsmart knowledge of smug Big Media doublespeak.  (Side note: with the halftone graphics and large text blocks, I don't see why this couldn't have been made using Twine instead, so it could be played within browsers.)

Anyway, 6.3 over 5 hand-filtered single-origin stars; would condescend to millennials again.